Sometimes I come on too strong. Well, a lot. Not as in “coming on” sexually. Just coming. on. really. strong.
So, I just want to say that as my dear friend once put it, ‘What people must understand about you is that everything you say is really tongue-in-cheek.’ Before this comment was made, the thought hadn’t really occurred to me, but it is indeed true – I am very rarely 100% sincere in what I say. ‘Disingenuous’ ‘Sarcastic’ ‘Overly nonchalant’ – these are the things my DEAR friends love to say about me! All so sweet too, don’t you think?
I don’t really think I am any of the above, but generally speaking, things I say and/or write are not meant to be taken literally. Particularly with regard to this weblog, as I mostly vent on here in a manner that I find amusing…
The point is – I’m (relatively!) drug-free, not entirely obsessed with myself (though, mostly), etc. etc.
I also need to stop saying certain things on here because it has already gotten me into a bit of trouble!
I am now going to wipe the sweat from my forehead in a very theatrical and slow-mo manner, sigh deeply, and rejoice in how much better I feel now that this tremendous weight has been lifted.
Much love blogheads!
x C
The Coffeehouse Chronicles 
This is too bad – I thought your “day in the life” sounded like a relaxing template I could follow to change things up for myself.
Yes! ‘Tis a template for serenity and evolution!