Save the drama fo’ yo’ mama…

Oh gosh, people are so fucking absurd!  This is a thought I have very often but I really cannot stop laughing at how silly my coworkers were being today.

I was working with Danielle, whom words really are not sufficient to describe, due primarily to her propensity towards awkwardness. So our conversation goes something like this:

Danielle: “Hey, I don’t want to interrupt your reading, but who was that girl in here the other day?”

Me, trying to make it clear that this interruption was indeed unwelcome: “What girl?”

Danielle:  “Laila said there was a girl here on Sunday. ”

Me (now getting really annoyed):  “There were lots of girls here on Sunday.” (I was hoping to end the conversation here, but true to form, Danielle could not take the hint.)

Danielle:  “Your friend was here, and Laila said you, her, and Chad left together.”

Now, I wasn’t quite sure what to think–as in, I was uncertain why Danielle was bringing this up, what relevance it had, and feeling a tad guilty for not inviting Laila along, tedious though she may be.  Was this the point she was getting at?  So, I said, “Yes, my roomate and I had dinner with Chad and Mason on Sunday.”

Then, with a look that can only be described as completely asinine, Danielle said, “Well…Laila likes Chad.”

Give me a FUCKING break!  Seriously!

I mean, I know that Laila is a bit younger, and to be fair she missed out on the experience of high school so perhaps she’s trying to live out all of that bs now, but I do not have time for such silliness in my life.  Apparently, though, Danielle and Laila do.

I didn’t really know what to say–I was partially annoyed that they were being so nosey/discussing this issue amongst themselves, and partially annoyed that they’d think it appropriate to say something to me about it.  I don’t consider whatever relationship Laila and Chad may or may not have my business, and I don’t think Marley and Chad’s relationship is anyone’s business either. So, I just decided to say, “Oh, cool.”  Lame, I know, but I didn’t really know what else to say?

“Well, Chad said he’s going on a date with your roommate tonight.” Danielle replied, with a pretty rude tone in her voice if I do say so myself.

So I said, “Cool.  I haven’t spoken to her today but I’m sure they will have fun.”

I mean, what the fuck people?  Why did this conversation even have to occur?  Danielle spent the rest of the day furiously texting (Laila, I suspect) and giving me the occaisonal evil eye.  It’s just so petty and dumb–but, alas, if there’s one thing I know about women, it’s that they love a good melodrama.

All in all, it was a very annoying day–luckily, the fact that roomie was not available for dinner this evening inspired me to take Mr. Martini up on his dinner offer.  :)  Now I just need to figure out what to wear–Mr. Martini is so not the typical male and I feel like I can’t wear what I’d usually wear on a date with him…that is, nothing too sexy.  Hmmm.

Well I hope everyone has a fabulous evening and please remember children, Save the Drama for Your Mama!!!

xx Charlee

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