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Weird shit people have said to me recently.

“It’s not that you’re a bitch…you’re just…overly nonchalant.”


Well, you sure seem to enjoy drinking quite a bit!” (weird attempt at conversing by Marley’s unlikely lover, whom I hardly know and did not wish to talk to)


“You were such a weird child…and then I signed you up to become a cheerleader, because I thought that would make you more normal…(awkward trail off)” — Mother


“You were purposely trying to use words she doesn’t know!” –My brother, in reference to his wife not knowing the word “optimal”


“If you suck, you suck.” (note: this was not meant hypothetically, but said rather cheerfully)


…and people wonder why I tend to make rude facial expressions so often! It’s also hard to properly capture the absurdity of these statements without the applicable tone of voice/being able to see the person saying them, but yeah, what a whack attack, right?

How the fuck do you even reply to these comments?  People are ridiculous.

x C

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