Weird shit people have said to me recently.
“It’s not that you’re a bitch…you’re just…overly nonchalant.”
“Well, you sure seem to enjoy drinking quite a bit!” (weird attempt at conversing by Marley’s unlikely lover, whom I hardly know and did not wish to talk to)
“You were such a weird child…and then I signed you up to become a cheerleader, because I thought that would make you more normal…(awkward trail off)” — Mother
“You were purposely trying to use words she doesn’t know!” –My brother, in reference to his wife not knowing the word “optimal”
“If you suck, you suck.” (note: this was not meant hypothetically, but said rather cheerfully)
…and people wonder why I tend to make rude facial expressions so often! It’s also hard to properly capture the absurdity of these statements without the applicable tone of voice/being able to see the person saying them, but yeah, what a whack attack, right?
How the fuck do you even reply to these comments? People are ridiculous.